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Let's meet the inspiration and staff of Fishton University....or as I like to call them 'The Bad, the Worse, and the Eaton'

Toni Fields

First, we have Ms. Toni Fields. Contributing 'Fi' to the Fishton title, Ms. Fields is head of the F.U. English department.  A lecherous tool who insists on teaching Shakespeare and Great Expectations while having her students memorize useless Poetry Elements and Romeo and Juliet lines, she is a pleasure to have on our staff.

Jimmy Rish

Next, we have Mr. James 'Jimmy' Rish. Mr. Rish gives us the 'ish' part of our great Fishton title.  He is head of our History department.  If he's not making you write a DBQ he's playing a movie on his broken DVD player.

Cheryl Eaton

The inspiration for the Eatonisms, next we have Ms. Cheryl Eaton.  Known as Eat-a-ton to many of her students, Ms. Eaton is head of the Fishton Math department.  She contributes the 'ton' to Fishton...and how fitting...which also is a rare occassion.  Whether she teaches you something new or ignores you completely, you'll surely leave her class with a headache.

Don't worry, there will be more additions to the Fishton University Staff shortly.  Afterall, I still have three years left of high school