Fishton University - est. March 2003, is closing up in a few days.  Fishton, home of the Fighting Javarnies, says so long to its students with a nice shove off.  With initial reports, or exit polls, the Associated Press is predicting the STUDENTS over the state of FISHTON. With the exit polling, it appears that of Fishton's student population, more than half will finish with a passing grade.  However, those who do not have a passing grade in any sector of Fishton are subject to a "Temporary Diploma" and must take that course during summer school.  Most students seemed to have done the most poorly in the Arts of English Language and Literature Dept. of Fishton.

 

There is no official graduation ceremony due to lack of funds and location.  However, the "Demon Fields Wing" of the 4 Building on campus is available, but without simple amendities, like A/C.

 

-AP