Situation: Ms. Eaton grading the Problem Of The Day(P.O.D.)
Ms. E: Andrew, you didn't read today?
Andrew: Uh, yeah.
Ms. E: Well, where is it?
Andrew: I wrote it at the bottom.
Ms. E: Oh, there it is. Sorry, my hand was covering it.
Situation: Discussion on parallel lines.
Shane: My ruler has parallel lines, see parallel lines.
Ms. E: Put that away Shane, before I parallel YOUR lines!
Situation: Test
Me: May I write a pass to go to the restroom?
Ms. E: What?
Me: May I write a pass to go to the restroom?
Ms. E: Now?
Me: Yeah.
Ms. E: Is it an emergency?
Me: Uh....sure..
Situation: Animal Day
Me: Ms. Eaton, why didn't you dress up today?
Ms. E: Because it's not my day.
Situation: SMi tries to sharpen his pencil.
'Steve': Ms. Eaton your pencil sharpener doesn't work.
(A little bit later)
Ms. E: Andrew, could you try and fix the pencil sharpener?
Andrew: Oook.
::Andrew sticks his pencil in the pencil sharpener::
Andrew: It works.
Ms. E: 'Steve', your just not strong enough.
Situation: Going over homework.
Ms. E: Ok, 'Steve', do the next one.
'Steve': My name's not Steve.
Ms. E: Well, in here it is.
(A little later)
Ms. E: 'Steve', read.
'Steve': I told you my name is not Steve.
Ms. E: And I told you in here it is!
Situation: Stalling so we wouldn't have to take the quiz on chapter three.
Stephen: Ms. Eaton, do you like my bling bling?
Ms. E: Your what?
Stephen: My bling bling.
Ms. E: What's bling bling?
Stephen: It's my platinum.
Unknown voice #1(sorry): Bling bling is anything that's shiny.
Unknown voice #2(sorry): No it's not.
Ms. E (oblivious to the two unknown voices): Is it a watch brand?
Situation: Start of class, Shane found a Powerade bottle and starts to throw it away.
Shane: Can I get extra credit for throwing this away?
Ms. E: No.
Shane: Oh (Shane goes back and puts the Powerade back where he found it)
Ms. E: Alright Shane, you have a detention.
Situation: none.
Dustin: Ms. Eaton what are you doing this weekend?
Ms. E: Did you finish your work? Finish your work!
(a little later)
Diana: Ms. Eaton, what are your kids going to be for Halloween?
Ms. E: Did you finish your--oh, I don't know.
Situation: Doing work, I suppose.
Diana: Can I move to that row, so I can see better?
Ms. E: No.
Diana: How about if I bring a note from my mom saying that I need to move?
Ms. E: No.
Diana: Who's head of the math department?
Ms. E: Mrs. Miller.
Diana: Okay (as if she were going to complain to Mrs. Miller).
Situation: Start of class. Christa walks in, lip pierced.
Ms. E: You got your lip pierced?
Christa: Yeah, on Sunday.
Ms. E: That's disgusting.
Shane: You should get your lip pierced, Mrs. Eaton. Actually, you should get you belly-button pierced.
Situation: I believe we were doing notes. Diana raised her hand and hit the blinds.
Ms. E: Diana, please don't touch the blinds.
Diana: I'm sorry.
::Stephen, without any words, motions for Diana to hit the blinds again::
Ms. E: Diana, I thought I told you not to touch the blinds!
Diana: Oh, I was fixing my glasses and my hand hit the--
Ms E: Diana, you're still talking!
Situation: Classwork. Very quiet.
Diana: The new James Bond movie comes out today.
Ms. E: Diana stop talking.
Diana: I'm sorry, I was thinking out loud, I forgot.
::Quiet, again::
Ms. E: I hate James Bond movies.
Shane/Andrew: How could you hate James Bond movies?
::Class gets riled up::
Ms. E: See what you did, Diana?!
Situation: Start of class, I believe.
Shane: Where are you going for Thanksgiving Ms. Eaton?
Ms. E: That's none of your business. That's a personal question about my personal life and I don't appreciate you asking those questions.
Situation: Classwork.
Shane: Aaaah! (imagine high-pitched). There's a spider!
Note: Although he probably did this for attention, I still found it funny.
Situation: Stephen needed a pen. Sidenote--Diana is wearing a green uniform *this will help later*.
Stephen: Does anyone have a pen I can borrow?
Diana: Yeah.
::Hands Stephen a *green* pen::
Stephen: Thanks.
Ms. E: Oh look, that pen matches your uniform, Diana.
Situation: Soon after (^). Stephen start taking apart the pen, 8th grade style('crack pipe'-Mr. Browning).
Ms. E: Diana said you could borrow her pen. She didn't say for you to clean it!
Situation: AR time. Ms. Eaton received a rose from a school fundraiser thing, I guess.
Joseph: Who is it from?
Ms. E (whispering): It's a secret.
Situation: Taking notes. (everytime the words 'congruent', 'complimentary', or 'corresponding' are mentioned Ms. Eaton goes 'C-C-C'. Why? I don't know.
Jayson:.....the angle are congruent, c-c-c-c-c-c.
Ms. E: We're not in a dentist's office!
::A little later::
Ms. E: The angles are c-c-c-c-c-c-complimentary.
Myself and Several Other People: 'We're not in a dentist's office.'
Ms. E: I was saying 'C-c-c-c-c'. Jayson was saying....(imagine someone choking or gargling water or both...I don't know how to spell it.)
Situatuion: P.O.D....SMo was stretching and making 'stretching' noises.
Ms. E: That sounds like something else, something other than stretching.
::class laughs, etc.::
Ms. E: I didn't mean anything negative, it just didn't sound like stretching.
Situation: I forget. Ms. Eaton was looking through papers. Asked Andrew a question.
Ms. E: You didn't do.............., Dandrew?
Situation: Classwork. Jayson singing a song to himself in 'doot's.
Ms. E: Doot, doot, doot-be quiet.
Situation: Coming back from lunch.
Andrew: How was Thanksgiving, Ms. Eaton?
Ms. E: Wonderful! I didn't cook a lick.
Situation: Ms. Eaton looking over P.O.D. *I gave someone a 14 and 4/5 out of 15 on the paper for missing one answer in a five answer question*
Ms. E: 14 AND 4/5?!
Me: I gave him that because he missed--
Ms. E: Oh, I see.
Situation: P.O.D.
Jayson: I need led for my pencil.
Ms. E: Do I look like the 'Handy-Dandy Led Store'?
Situation: Probably P.O.D.
Morris: Can I get a slice of paper?
Ms. E: Ask me correctly.
Morris: Nevermind, I got some.
Situation: Discussion about same old, same old. Morris made noises.
Ms. E: Somebody's making monkey noises--oh, it's 'Monkey Morris'.
Situation: Discussion (which I made sure it was) about what shapes angles form.
Ms. E: ...These angles make an open box shape.
Diana: Or an empty 'E'.
Ms. E: There's no reason to be negative.
Situation: Diana banged her head on the wall.
Ms. E: Diana--
Diana: I just banged my head on the wall.
Ms. E: That's G-d's way of telling you to stop leaning against the wall......Did you dent it? (I think she was talking about the wall)
Diana: I feel a bruise.
Situation: P.O.D.
Shane: Ms. Eaton, can I show you something?
::gets up and walks over to Ms. Eaton::
Shane: I found this at my friend's house. See it's a nut, but it has a face--see there's the nose and--
Ms. E: Maybe you should send it into Jay Leno.
Situation: Don't remember. Jayson chewing on a straw.
Ms. E: Jayson, either swallow the straw or throw it away--stop flossing your teeth with it.
Situation: About to leave for lunch.
Shane: I would just like to make an announcement: Today is Emily's birthday.
Stephanie: We should sing 'Happy Birthday'--Happy birthday to you--
Ms. E: Excuse you! Do you want a referral?
Situation: Diana and Javan corrected Ms. Eaton.
Ms. E: Thank you Javan...and Diana.
::pulls out some 'Smarties', Diana motions for Ms. Eaton to throw them to her, Mrs. Eaton taps her shoulder::
Ms. E: You know I can't throw anything because of my shoulder.
Situation: Doing 'constructions'. Dustin banged his ruler on Ms. Eaton's overhead, and she tried to stop him. This happened a couple of times.
Ms. E: Stop invading my personal space!
Situation: 'Constructions'.
Jayson: Hoochie(don't know who he was talking about).
Ms. E: Dustin, you shouldn't talk about your mother like that!
Situation: 'Constructions'. Shane took his scissors and was cutting his shoe, I suppose.
Ms. E: Shane's trying to cut off his foot. Give me the scissors.
::Shane almost 'falls', hands her the scissors, blades facing her::
Ms. E: Didn't you ever learn how to handle scissors?
Situation: Rommie and I left 1st period (BST w/Ms. Cappetta) and we didn't get our exam exemption papers. At the end of the break Rommie, myself, and Holly went to get the papers from Ms. Cappetta...she wasn't there. Not wanting to wait Holly left. Rommie stole two forms for us and we left. On our way to Ms. Eaton's room I noticed everyone was sitting outside the door.
Me: We could have waited(in BST room), she's(Eaton) not in her room!
::Ms. Eaton walks up behind us::
Ms. E: Who's not in their room?
Me(thinking quickly): Ms. Cappetta.
::Ms. Eaton gives me a funny face::
Me: She's our BST teacher.
Rommie: She didn't give us our exemption papers.
Ms. E: Oh, I have some extras.
Situation: Jayson's oral report.
Jayson(don't know to who): Shut up!
Ms. E: Teachers don't say shut up.
Me: Yeah, they say 'stifle.'
*Those who have Lecky for Hist. might get that one.*
Situation: Going over last test. Nicole raised her hand.
Nicole: Javan got one of the answers right and you marked it wrong.
Ms. E: Bring your paper to me Javan.
Javan on his way: I hate you Nicole.
Ms. E: Why did you tell me Nicole?
Nicole: Because Javan asked me to because he said he's scared of you.
Javan: No I didn't.
::blah, blah, blah--as long as it wasted class time (no more AR)--this continued::
Javan: I hate you!
::class thought he was talking to Eaton::
Ms. Eaton: Javan!
Javan: Not you; Nicole.
Situation: Oral reports on book sections. It was Joseph's turn. He started to roll the overhead thing backwards because Andrew used all the free space.
Ms. E: Joseph, you're going the wrong way.
::class attempts to explain::
Ms. E: Joseph, you're going the wrong way.
::clearly out of frustration, Joseph rolled the overhead thing all the way to the end--the 'right way', he got to the end::
Ms. E: The whole thing is used up?...Go back.
Situation: Joseph finished, he tried to clean the overhead for Jessica.
Ms. E: It filled up again?
::Joseph cleans a spot on the overhead::
Ms. E: Thank you...........Thank you, thank you very much(imagine Elvis-y, kind of obvious)
Situation: Stephen Morris' turn for his oral report.
Ms. E: Stephen...Mo.
::Stephen and Mrs. Eaton argue about how Stephen was absent, but signed up for it and it wasn't explained-yadda, yadda, yadda::
Stephen: Which color should I use?
::class calls out colors::
Ms. E: The teacher doesn't ask the class what color marker to use.
Diana, jokingly: Mr. Morris.
Me, jokingly as well: Mr. Mo.
Situation: Stephen needed to clean a spot for himself on the over head.
Stephen: How do I clean this?
Ms. E: With the paper towel.
::Stephen got the paper and held the spray bottle in one hand and the towel in the other::
Ms. E: Spray the pap--
Stephen: Yeah, I got it.
Situation: Stephen....Mo started his section: The 'Pothagorean Theorum'. He explained the theorem and what not (it was all good).
Ms. E: You made a mistake. If you make anymore mistakes I'm not going to give you credit for it.
Stephen: What did I do wrong?
Ms. E: It's 'Pythagorean Theorem', not 'POthagorean Theorum'!
Situation: After Stephen...Mo went he sat down(obviously).
Stephen: I wasn't here, so I deserve a 'Smarties'.
::pulls a 'Smarties' out::
Ms. E: Where did you get that?!
::She kept asking and Stephen didn't answer and started opening the candy::
Ms. E: Don't open it! Tell me where you got it!
Stephen, in a high pitched voice: Target.
Situation: During the oral reports.
Ms. E: I told you, Shane: DO NOT START WITH THE HAND WAVING!
*Note: Shane wasn't waving his hands.
Situation: 'Congruent Triangles'. AAS, SAS, SSS, ASA, HL. Class was saying the letters (i.e. A-S-A, S-A-S), while Shane pronounced them.
Shane: SAS...........SSS...........ASA(for pronunciation, ASSA)
Ms. E (Only hearing 'ASS'): That's not what I said. I didn't say A-S-S.
Shane: Neither did I. I said ASA(ASSA).
Ms. E: That's not the way you say it!
Situation: Probably P.O.D. Javan was doing something(perhaps talking) and Jessica interrupted him somehow and Javan stole her shoe.
Ms. E: Jessica do your work.
Jessica: Javan stole my shoe!
Ms. E: Why did you steal her shoe?
Javan: Because she interrupted me.
Ms. E: So whenever you're interrupted you become a Shoe Thief?
Situation: Going over some form of work(home or class). One of the answers was 'EDH', but nobody heard Ms. Eaton when she said it.
Random People: What was the answer to number (whatever the number was)?
Ms. E: EDH. Ed, Dog, Hannah!
Situation: Doing classwork.
Ms. E(for no reason): Oh, my G-d!
Diana: Don't say G-d's name in vein.
Morris: Oh, My Higher Power!
Situation: Something that had to do with Morris and ChrisM. Morris squeaked. ChrisM squeaked in a mocking fashion.
Morris: He's making fun of me.
Ms. E(attempting a Mocking Morris squeak): Oh, I don't know why. ::starts yodeling::
Situation: Classwork...I think. 'Steve' was returning Diana's calculator.
Ms. E: Why is Stephen giving you your book, Diana?
Stephen: Calculator!
Diana: He was giving me my calculator.
Ms. E: Where is it now?
Diana: In my hand........and now I'm putting it in my backpack.
Situation: Class after the class after everybody presented their mobiles.
Ms. E: Philip, you don't want to hang up your mobile?
Me: No, I already threw it away.
Situation: Start of class. ChrisM was drinking a soda in front of my desk.
Me: I should kick you.
ChrisM: Nah, your legs are too short.
::I pull my chair closer to my desk and ChrisM jumps back::
Me: If my legs are too short, why'd you move?
::ChrisM moves forward, I kick him::
Ms. E: Philip, why did you kick Christopher?
Me: We're just joking around.
::She apparently told me to go to her, but I didn't hear..::
Ms. E: Philip, I said come here!(I go) Why did you kick him?
Me: We're just joking around.
Ms. E: That's not a very polite way to joke around.
Me: Ok.
Ms. E: What did he say?(I told her what happened)Ok, sit down.
Situation: Jayson made his Simpsons watch speak, Ms. E looked at him, he looked at Mei Linn.
Ms. E: Mei Linn, stop making noises!
Situation: Taking notes, Ms. E was going too fast.
SMo: Ho'd up.
Ms. E: 'Ho'd up'(writes it on the overhead as 'ho dup'), is that one word or two?
Situation: Don't remember, she was yelling at 'Steve'.....again.
Ms. E: You have too many buts!
Situation: Start of class. I asked Ms. E about AR.
Me: Can we go to the computer lab to check out books?
Ms. E: I told you already, the media center(because it sounds so much like computer lab) is closed!
Me: But Ms. Fields said that(class starts inerrupting) the computer lab would be open the first 20 minutes of every class.
Ms. E: I can't hear anybody when everybody's talking at once!
Me: Ms. Fields said--
Ms. E: I didn't call on anybody.
Situation: Student from one of her other classes walks in during AR.
Kid: Do you have any batteries I can borrow, have, or buy?
Ms. E: No.
Kid: I thought you sold them for a quarter?
Ms. E: I use to.
Morris(as the kid is leaving): I have batteries!
Kid: You do?
Morris may or may not have said 'No.', but there was staring and the kid left.
Situation: Another kid walked in later and turned in a paper.
Ms. E: You don't walk in here, disturb my class, and throw a paper in my face! Take this back.(The kid walked out and then back in)
Ms. E: It goes in the basket back there!
Kid2: Bye Ms. Eaton.
Diana: Bye!
Kid2: Bye!(I waved, the kid waved back)
Diana (to the kid): That was me! I love you!
(Eaton glared at Diana)
Situation: AR, Shane fell asleep.
I noticed out of the corner of my eye that Andy kept turning around, so I turned. I noticed Shane, so before Eaton could see him I reached behind me and grabbed the front leg to his desk and pulled it (although I was tempted to knock his leg off of his desk). Shane woke up :D.
Situation: On the way to lunch Emily and I were talking about teachers.......I think.
Emily: Ms. Eaton isn't a bad teacher, if you are on her good side.
Me: And which side would that be?
Emily: You're right, she's round so she has no sides.
Sitaution: Doing 'round edible object' thing.
Stephanie: Can I borrow a cookie?(behind Eaton's back I toss her one)
Stephanie: Can I borrow another one?(again-toss cookie behind back)(Stephanie bit into one of them)
Ms. E: Why are you eating your object?
Stephanie: Because I have two.
Situation: Joey tried to copy Stephanie.
Joey: Can I borrow a cookie?(I guess--I heard mumble, mumble, mumble -ean)
Me: You did what with a jelly bean?
Joey: Can I borrow a cookie?(I toss one to him, but he turns around and it soared past him and onto the floor, so I laugh)
Ms. E: What's wrong Philip?(because laughing is wrong now)
Me: Joey asked for a cookie so I tossed him one, but he missed.
Ms. E: You don't belong throwing food!
Me: Ok.
Situation: Right after ^. I traced my cookie by putting the cookie on the paper and drawing around it with my pencil against it. Joey walked by.
Me: Joey want a cookie?(I hand him the cookie)
Joey: Ok.
Joey(afterwards)(I noticed he took a bite out of it): This cookie didn't go anywhere besides your desk did it?
Me: No.
Situation: Going over a quiz everyone failed(I believe). Diana got in an argument with Eaton about a square's equal lengthed sides...or something like that....
Ms. E: It doesn't say...(blah, blah, blah)
Diana: .....(blah, blah, blah)I'm sorry for being math blind!
Situation: Going over right triangle prism problem...classwork.
Ms. E: What do we do to find the third side?
Random Peeps: Pothag!
Ms. E: Pothag?! Pothag--Thag!--throw the Thag on it.
Situation: Ms. E was explaining something to Justin, I believe...
Mei Linn: SHUT UP!
Ms. E: WHAT?!
Mei Linn: Not you, him(Jayson).
Ms. E: Do you want another referral Jayson?
Situation: Going over review problems. She said the radius of a circle was 1.5 and then wrote 7/ð. When everyone told her what she was doing, Bobby, ChrisM, and Myself realized she wasn't going to answer anyone without a hand being raised...(the funny looking marks are supposed to be pi, the font changed the shape).
Ms. E: Philip?
Bobby: You said--
Me: You said that the radius was 1.5.
Ms. E: I know, but I wanted to try it like this...(scribbles out 7/ð and writes 1.5)
::she did some messed up math right about here...the problem was supposed to get to 9ð+4.5ð=13.5ð...she kept getting 14.5ð and higher...::
Ms. E: What did you get Philip?
Me: 13.5ð.
Ms. E: How'd you do that?
::I explain how it's supposed to equal 13.5ð::
Ms. E: What?
::I try explaining again...instead of writing +4.5ð she wrote +13.5ð..so again I try::
Me: For 2ðr² it's supposed to =4.5ð. Then 4.5ð+9ð=13.5ð. Everybody got 13.5ð for the final answer!
::go figure...she still didn't understand...Diana explained it..and Eaton understood it...::
Andrew(not loud enough for Eaton to hear): Isn't that what Philip just said...?
Situation: Stephanie brought in marshmallows...they were old, thrown around, and eaten...somehow one ended up on Andy's seat....Diana made a motion for me to tell someone to push their chair in...I think. The only chair I saw out was Andy's, and I though I saw something white on it, but Andy pulled his chair in and I figured I was hallucinating...Andy then went to adjust himself and found that his chair was sticky. Diana, myself, and ChrisM started laughing until Diana was heard by Eaton.
Ms. E: Diana, come here.
Diana: I'm sorry.
Andrew: Ms. Eaton?
Ms. E: Wait 'til I'm done with Diana.
::Andrew stood up and bent over with the marshmallow 'facing' Eaton and he pointed at it, so she finally let him go clean himself...after a while of being gone she sent Javan to help him::
Ms. E: Here Javan, bring this fabric cleaner to Andrew and help him clean his pants.
::soon after Javan left they both came back in...at the end of class Eaton questioned everybody as to who had the 'mallows' we all said we didn't know.......except for Bobby::
Situation: After lunch. 'Steve' had white stuff in his hair. Diana tried to point it out.
Ms. E: Diana!
Diana: He has white stuff in his hair.
Ms. E: That's his problem!
Situation: ....don't remember...someone was scratching their head...I think it was 'Steve'. Eaton commented on it.
?: My head itches.
Ms. E: Then you should go to the clinic!
?: We have a clinic?
Situation: Classwork. Diana was 'talking to herself.'
Ms. E: Diana keep your comments to yourself.
Diana: I'm sorry if I'm human and I have to talk!
Situation: Eaton was asking if anybody could go to some math contest on Saturday...starting with Javan and working around the room...except for Shane. I guess she really wanted Andy to go.
Ms. E: Andrew can you go?
Andrew: I'll have to ask.
Ms. E: Ask who?
Andrew: My......parents.
Ms. E: You want to ask them now?
Andrew: I'll get back to you.
**No one went, and Shane was constantly refused by Eaton.
Situation: Somehow we got into the conversation of why Joey chews paper..and Morris said something about Joey chewing paper. She made him apologize and then we talked about iron and chewing stuff.
Me: Spinach has iron.
Ms. E: What?
Me: Spinach has iron.
Chris C: That's why Popeye was so strong.
Ms. E: I use to love Popeye when I was a kid. I ran around my house singing the song. I loved the song. Olive Oil was my favorite character.
Situation: AR. Eaton interrupted the class...
Stephanie(Andy said it too, but Eaton only heard Stephanie): I guess AR is over.
Ms. E: Stop interrupting Stephanie. I didn't say AR was over.
Situation: Review for test-quiz. Morris had something in his mouth, but he had it covered.
Ms. E: Are your teeth falling out of your mouth?
Situation: Test-quiz. Jayson was making 'Huh' noises.
Ms. E: Huh, Huh, Huh-start your test!
Situation: Andy and I finished the Test-quiz. He wrote something on his calculator, but I couldn't see it.
Andy(quietly): Oops, I dropped my calculator(he actually placed it on the floor between us).
::I read what he wrote(something about Eaton looking like a lesbian with her new haircut)::
Andy(quietly): And now I'm picking up my calculator.
Situation: Beginning of class, Shane ran up to Eaton and pulled out his permit.
Ms. E: Oh no, I'll have to double my insurance.
Jayson(I think): Why?
Ms. E: Because Shane's driving.
Situation: Someone apparently told SMi that Eaton was prom queen. He told Shane and Shane kept calling out 'prom' and 'queen', and not knowing how to say either word in Spanish, 'promo queeno', but Eaton didn't hear him, so SMi decided to ask about it...
SMi: Ross Bricklemeyer(?) told me that you were prom queen. Is that true?
Ms. E: Ross told you that?
SMi: Yes, Ross Bricklemeyer said that you were prom queen. Were you?
::after a while of not answering::
SMi: You never answered my question, it's a yes or no question.
Ms. E: That's my personal business!
::Shane, I guess, decided to intervene::
Shane: Ok, I have to admit that I was the prom queen.
Ms. E: We all know you're a prom queen.
Diana: And a drag queen.
Someone Else: Who was the king?
Random People: ROMBERG!
Situation: Stephanie was trying to get back to her desk after doing something.
Ms. E: Stephanie sit down!
Stephanie: I couldn't get through, he was shaking his desk!
Diana: 'Shake that desk.'(like the Sean Paul song)
Situation: AR.
Stephen: Can I go get my book?
Ms. E: Why didn't you get it before during the break?
Stephen: Because of the fire alarm.
Ms. E: You had a ten minute break.
::later on::
Ms. E: I thought you didn't have book, Stephen.
Stephen: I don't.
Ms. E: Then what are you reading?
Stephen: I don't have my math book.
Ms. E: Oh, I thought you meant AR book.
Stephen: So, can I go get my math book out of my locker?
Ms. E: No.
Situation: AR.
Steve: I'm Basque Ms. Eaton, did you know that?
Shane: (i think it was him) Stephen's a terrorist!
Steve: Yeah, Ms. Eaton, a Basque is a terrorist, and I'm a Basque!
Eaton: Wow Steve, just don't go around killing people.
::Steve is confirming his Baskiness with people around him::
Mei Linn: Hey, I've heard of those!
Steve: Yep, thats me. (obviously not listening)
Mei Linn: Isn't a Basque like a country in Spain?
**Courtesy o' Emily**
Situation: Going over homework.
Someone: Why did the fire alarm go off?
Ms. E: Because someone opened the fire extinguisher.
Shane: BOBBY DID IT!
Ms. E: That's not something to joke about. Did you hear Mr. Momary's voice when he made that announcement? This is very serious! Stop making fun of the procedures!
Situation: Going over homework.
Ms. E: Want me to do any more?
Morris: Number four was wicked hard.
Ms. E: 'Wicked hard'?
Morris: Yeah.
Ms. E: Was it wicked hard like you?
Situation: Jessica was turned sideways in her chair.
Eaton: Stephanie! Turn around!
Jessica: My name is not Stephanie...
Eaton: Did I ask you to talk? I didn't call you Stephanie.
[at this point, the class is laughing and Stephanie is making faces at Eaton]
::Jessica turns around and makes a fuss::
Eaton: You need to stop interrupting me and being rude, Jessica. I don't appreciate it.
....sidenote.... Eaton interrupted AR....
**Courtesy o' Emily**
Situation: AR. Diana burped.
Shane: That was uncalled for!
Mei Linn: At least it didn't come out the other end.
Shane: That was uncalled for!
Ms. E: Mei Linn that wasn't nice.
Shane: Yeah, that was uncalled for!
Ms. E: Shane, that was uncalled for!
Me: This whole conversation is uncalled for!
Situation: Going over work...ChrisM was apparently talking.
Ms. E: Christopher stop talking!
ChrisM: Christopher?(or Who's Christopher?)
Me, mocking ChrisM: 'Who's Christopher?' Who does she call Christopher?
Ms. E: Philip, what's the problem?
Me: What?
Ms. E: You don't know the name of the person sitting in front of you?
Situation: Work.
Ms. E(don't know to who): I told you not to stick that up my vent.(...'my vent')
Situation: Coming back from lunch. Andy and Diana were talking about drinking(I wonder why? ::glug, glug::)
Diana: Everybody's gotten drunk.
Me: I haven't.
Diana: But you're Jewish!
Me: Yes, because that's a rite of passage.
Situation: Towards the end of class, Shane was moving to his desk.
Shane: Hey, Philip got new shoes!
Ms. E: I know, I saw them this morning. (sidenote: How?! I didn't see her!)
Somebody: They're new and white.
Ms. E: Not for long with Shane sitting behind him.
::after a hardy laugh::
Jessica: I wanna see! I wanna see!
Me: If you want to see shoes go to a shoe store, they have plenty of them.
Ms. E: Where did you get them?
Me: I...don't...remember.
Ms. E: Oh. Girls always remember where they get their shoes because they love shoes. (I don't remember some of the conversation) I always get shoe stuff for holidays. Last Christmas I got sandals. I got a shoe thing, the thing that you put your shoe in in the closet.
Stephanie: Did you get a shoe-horn?
Ms. E: No, but I have a few.
Situation: Coming back from lunch.
Me: Ms. Eaton, do you want a piece of gum?
Ms. E: No, but thanks for offering.
ChrisM: I want one....these are lozenges.
Ms. E(getting up): Oh, I'll take one.
ChrisM: They're not lozenges.
Ms. E(sitting down): Oh.
**After a while, Shane started annoying her again and Ms. Eaton told him to throw away his gum, but she didn't comment on me, ChrisM, or Morris...**
Situation: Classwork/notes.
Ms. E: What's the square root of 81.25?
Me, knowing it was wrong: 9.5.
::She wrote it down and continued, ignoring Jayson...and later myself telling her I was wrong. Javan raised his hand and told her a different way to do the problem...which brought us back to the square root of 81.25::
Ms. E: .....9.5--
Jayson: No--
Me: It's 9.013(something, something, something).
Ms. E: Oh, so Philip lied to me?
Me: Yes...I'm a good liar.
Javan: You'd be a good Democrat.
Me: No, that's Republicans.(of course Andy gave me or Javan...or both an evil eye....ah, good ol' Republican Andy).
Situation: AR. Eaton got a phone call.
Ms. E: Yeah...referral...Justin Wiseman.
Random people: Justin got a referral? What'd he do?
Ms. E: Not Justin. Justin was a witness.
Random People: Well what happened?
Ms. E: It's a secret between me and Justin.
**The big secret was that Ms. Eaton wrote somebody up and that kid cursed/cussed at her. Justin heard it, thus he was a witness.
Situation: I don't remember, but somehow we started talking about Ms. Eaton's PT Cruiser.
Shane: I saw a PT Cruiser in my driveway.
Ms. E: It was me, I was visiting.
Situation: Going over homework worksheet.
Ms. E: ...and you get (a number, I dont remember which)
Me: I guessed it right!
Ms. E: ...and then you (she put it in an equation and got another answer)
Me: I guessed it wrong!
Situation: Classwork.
Shane: Do you have the notes for this? Someone stole mine.
Ms. E: That sounds like a personal problem.
Shane: I don't know how to do this.
Ms. E: Look it up in the book.
::after looking it up::
Shane: I don't understand this.
Ms. E: Can you not read? I guess you'll have to take the FCAT again....If you can't read you don't go passed the fourth grade.
::after asking for help with another problem::
Shane, to me: Do you have your notes?
::I give them to him, he copies it::
Shane: I get it now.
Somebody: I don't get it.(something like that)
Ms. E: Shane does, he got it from them book. What page was that on?
::nobody answered because Shane used my notes::
Situation: Same classwork.
ChrisM: Do you have a puncil I can borrow?
Me: Puncil.
ChirsM: Puncil.
::I hand him a puncil::
Ms. E: Chris turn around!
ChrisM: I was asking Philip for a pencil.
Ms. E: You have one in your hand!
Situation: Same classwork. ChrisM wasn't working, Eaton yelled at him.
Ms. E: Chris, do your work.
ChrisM: I dont understand it, you didnt teach us this.
Ms. E: You were in Algebra II, you should know this.
ChrisM: Algebra II and geometry are two different things.
Ms. E: Algebra II is filled with geometry. You dont understand it because you goof off.
ChrisM: I goof off because I dont feel I'm learning anything.
Ms. E: Speak for yourself, everyone else understands it.
Me: I don't understand it.
Random people: I don't understand it.
Ms. E: The front row understands it.
Diana: I don't understand it, either.
Ms. E: All the people who talk and disrupt the class don't understand.
Diana: When we do notes I quiet down and pay attention.
Ms. E: I don't think that.
::somebody said something and Diana responded about Ms. Eaton::
Ms. E: Stop making comments about me while I'm here!
Diana: I'm making the comments to your face!
*After this we went to lunch. I know Diana isn't fond of swearing, but she did, so I'm pretty sure Eaton's doing something wrong. Diana's reason for not swearing in the classroom, "...because I'm a good Catholic girl"..After lunch Eaton was nicer, so I guess Diana yelling at her did the trick.
Situation: Doing work. Diana's nose started to bleed, but Ms. Eaton wasn't paying attention.
::Andy and I started laughing because Eaton was ignoring Diana, I took upon myself to point to get Eaton's attention, she looked up at me, so it worked::
Me: Diana's nose is bleeding!
Ms. E: Oh, if you're sick just run out of the room.
::Diana left::
Shane: She's sick!
::Eaton gave Shane a look, Diana came back::
Shane: Are you unsicked?
Situation: Going over homework.
Ms. E: Mei Linn, do the next one.
(before Mei Linn can answer)Ms. E: Oh, wait, you didn't do your homework.(she called on somebody else)
::apparently Mei Linn started crying::
Mei Linn: I don't appreciate you talking to me like that.....or anybody!
Ms. E: Did you do your homework?
Mei Linn: No, but I was going to answer anyway.(she also 'dropped a couple of F-Bombs' as Andy put it, but the swearing was the only part of her sentences that I heard.)
Situation: Quiz. ChrisM had wax on his hand and was shaking it.
Ms. E: Chris, stop doing that you're distracting me.
Me: Then don't look at him.
ChrisM: I can't feel my hand.
Ms. E: Put your hand down.
ChrisM: No, I can't feel my hand.(she wouldn't let him wash it off)
Ms. E: Put your hand down so the blood will go to it.
ChrisM: This is easier.
Ms. E: Then do it where I can't see you.
ChrisM: Ok.(starts shaking his hand under his desk)
*Apparently Mei Linn wrote 'I hate you' on her quiz and turned it in before everybody else, I was expecting her to answer the questions with swears, but I guess that's just as good.
Situation: Notes................angjagnba;rbhkl(the typing of anger)
Ms. E: ...And this is called an 'arc mark'.
Me: ARC MARK!
Everybody: ARC MARK! ARC MARK! ARC MARK!
Ms. E: Ok seals, quiet down.
Situtation: Notes..........na;jag;fg;jgajfggjasbja;sjrng;ljf;dh;lnerjtphrohi(there it is again)
Jayson: Can I carve my name into your forehead?
Ms. E: That's inappropriate! If you make any more inappropriate comments I'm sending you out of here!
Situation: Notes.......WHY!?!?!?!?!?!?
Jayson: We haven't done cones and 3-D shapes Ms. Eaton.
Ms. E: We'll get to them.
::somehow we got into Jayson working at DQ::
Ms. E: I used to scoop ice cream(biiiiiiiig surprise). They called me something. You know what they call a person who scoops ice cream?
Me: Soda Jerk.
Ms. E: Yeah, they called me soda jerk.
Stephanie: Why'd they call you that?
Ms. E: That's what they call anyone who scoops ice cream.
::later...we got into Eaton's family...her grandmother is retired::
Stephanie: Was your grandmother a soda jerk?
Ms. E: Yeah...in New York. My whole family was soda jerks..except my dad, he didn't want to.
Situation: Talking about the exit exam...while doing notes!!!@!!!
Ms. E: I have to do the gifted EP for next year.
Random People: What's EP?
::I don't remember..something about a education plan or something::
Shane: I cheated on my gifted test.
Ms. E: Thought so.
Situation: NOTESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shane: C'mon Ms. Eaton, we have too much notes. Do you know how many trees you're killing?
Justin: She's not killing any trees.
Shane: Of course you know, because you sit at home counting how many sheets of paper come from trees.
Situation: Notes(YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...can't get enough of those when you sit in the back and can't see behind her damn head and she goes too fast!!)..and it was hot...
Diana: I must be menopausal.
Ms. E: That was an innappropriate comment!(why?...unless Eaton already went through menopause and was reminded of the days of yore)
Situation: Notes...ARGH!!!...talking about circles...Eaton made a reference to pizza sizes(who would've guessed?)
Jayson: How come they can't cut the pizzas into 15 slices?
Ms. E: You think they'd take the time to do something extra for you?
Jayson: Because I was having a party and I ordered the pizza and the people there were Jewish and they can't have knives.
Shane, standing up: Two Jews!(pointing to me and Jessica)
Situation: NTOESSSSSSS(I know it says NTOES)(After ^)
Shane: OW! I cut myself!
Me: Was it with a knife?
::Me, Andy, and Shane started laughing::
Ms. E: Philip, stop talking!
**Why is it that whenever I do something, I get yelled at, but when ChrisM, Morris, and Shane ran after my 'China Fire'(as ChrisM called it) none of them get in trouble...I'll tell you why...Eaton is racist...quite the racist actually...and apparently when Andy asked for my help, I'm the one who had the problems!!!!
Situation: NOTESSSSDASDQEAFAXFWGFKLJHIFEIFEIFER!!!!!(that's funny...the last couple of letters spell HIFEIFEIFER...it just sounds funny)
Chris or Dustin: What happened to your nose Ms. Eaton?
Ms. E: Skin cancer.::some form of:: I went to the doctor and they removed the skin.::I don't remember the whole conversation, but it ended in us finding out she was bleeding in the shower, and she told us the ABCD's of Skin Cancer::(SOMETHING I DON'T WANT TO HEAR/KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IS EATON DOING ANYTHING IN THE SHOWER!!!!!)
Situation: Classwork.
Ms. E: Go sit down. Stop standing over me.
Stephanie(I think): I'm not standing over you, I'm hovering and waiting my turn.
Situation: End of class...we were doing classwork...just as bad as notes, but--no, that's it, no 'but'.
Ms. E: If you all quiet down, I can call Romberg on my cell phone.
::she calls::
Nurse: blah, blah, blah
Ms. E: I would like to speak to Alex Romberg.
Nurse: (I think she asked:) What room?
Ms. E: He's in PICU.
Nurse: Ok(or please hold).::puts her on hold::
::Eaton starts rockin' out to the Muzak::
Rommie's Mommie: Hello?
Ms. E: I'd like to talk to Alex Romberg.
Rommie's Mommie: I can barely hear you.
Ms. E: I would like to speak with Alex Romberg.
Rommie's Mommie: Oh, I'm his mother.
Ms. E: Oh, I'm Mrs.(not really...it's Ms.) Eaton. (something like)I'm in class and I thought I'd call and let some of his friends talk to him.
Rommie's Mommie: Ok...he's just had a shot of morphine, so he might not be (something, something)...
::Ms. Eaton sent Morris to get Fields::
Rommie: Hello?
Ms. E: Hi Alex! How are you?
Rommie: I'm ok.
::she started walking around the room motioning if anybody wanted to talk to him, while talking to him...she got to me, pounded on my shoulder, and pointed to the phone..I shrugged::
Ms. E: Here's Philip.
Me: Hey Rommie!
Rommie: Hello.
Me: How you doing?
Rommie: I'm in the hospital.
Me: I know.
::pretty much silence..Eaton wanted to know if anybody else wanted to talk to him, Shane volunteered::
Me: Ok...That's all.
ChrisM: 'That's all'? Not even a 'good-bye'?
Me: What was I supposed to say?
Shane: You're missing out on a lot of work, we have five page--
Ms. E: Six!
Shane: We have six pages of work.
::Diana then spoke to him..then Nicole spoke to him('she misses him and wants to see him next year'...thus having the only real conversation with him...)::
**Overall, I'd say he was asked five times how he felt...and everytime it was fine. Ah, Morphine...The Wonder Sedater.
Situation: Review...ChrisM fell asleep.
Ms. E: Chris! Wake up. You need to stop taking those pain meds, their putting you to sleep.
ChrisM: I'm not taking pain meds...I fell asleep in the shower this morning.
Situation: Review.
Jayson: Don't you ever get tired of writing?
Ms. E: Of you.
::somebody else said something::
Ms. E: I never answered the question.
Me: Yeah, you did, you said 'Of you'.
Diana: That sounds like an answer to me.
Situation: A girl walked in to make something up..I suppose.
Me: Hello!
Shane: Hi!
Girl: Hi.
::she was walking to a seat next to ChrisM::
Shane: I'm Shane, this here's Phil, and that's ChrisM, and I'm sure you already know Ms. Eaton.
::the girl moved next to Shane, I turned around::
Me: You'll have to excuse us, we're special.
Ms. E: Don't worry about them, they're just scary.
Me: We're not scary, we're special.
Situation: Another girl walked into the room.
Me: Hi!
Shane: Hey there!
Girl: Hey.
::The girl started to leave the room::
Me: Bye!
Shane: Bye!
Girl: See you later, kids!
Ms. E: See? Kids. She can tell. That's what you act like.
Situation: The first girl finished the make up and was about to leave.
Shane: Bye! And thank you for choosing Eaton Airlines!
::of course, Shane was yelled at...because Eaton has no sense of humor unless it's Morris or Jayson::
Situation: Stephanie was laughing and Eaton yelled at her.
Stephanie: I couldn't help laughing.
Me: Yes, you could've.
Ms. E: I thought I told you to stop talking for the past couple of........days.
Me: O...k?
**Once again I'm forced to play the race card. Everybody else was talking, but noooooooooooo Eaton has to single out the AznHeeb who was trying to "reenforce" her "authority".
Situation: Review.
Ms. E: Is it concave or convex?
Someone: Which one's which?
::Eaton made something up::
Someone Else: Or concave goes in like a cave.
Morris: (I don't remember entirely)It's got the nooks, but not the crannies.
Diana: Yeah, Waffle.(she meant 'Yeah, like a waffle')
::after a while Morris said something else and Diana said 'Waffle' again::
Morris: Ok, Pancake.
Situation: Start of class.
SMi: Can I go to the bathroom?
Ms. E: No.
Shane: If you don't let him go to the bathroom something bad will happen to him.
Ms. E: DON'T THREATEN ME!
Shane: I didn't threaten you.
Ms. E: 'If you don't--'
Shane: I said 'If you don't let him go to the bathroom something bad will happen to him.'
Situation: Oh so wonderful exit exam...Eaton left the room.
ChrisM: Bye, Skank!
Situation: Start of class, ChrisM had to use the bathroom.
Ms. E: You don't listen to me and do what I ask.
ChrisM: It's a give-take relationship, Ms. Eaton.
Situation: ChrisM had a doll's head that was covered in sharpie and pen in his coke.
ChrisM: Can I go wash my mouth out?
Ms. E: No.
ChrisM: Can I go to the bathroom?
Ms. E: No. You just said you wanted to wash your mouth out.
::ChrisM complained about the sharpie in his drink::
Ms. E: If you want to have silly friends and do silly things you're going to have silly times.
Situation: ChrisM still had to go to the bathroom. Eaton wouldn't let him go so he got up and walked out. Eaton went to the phone....It turns out instead walking next door she had to call Mr. Yucuis(?) and ask him to bring his answer key to the exit exam over...however, on the way back from lunch Eaton was 'running' up and down the halls looking for a teacher with a referral.
Ms. E: How come nobody's in their room?(Gee...I don't know, maybe they're at lunch?)
::SMi and Shane came in the hallway and said that we needed to do something bad, it being the last day of school::
SMi(with Eaton right behind him): C'mon, Ms. Eaton needs her chin fat slapped around.(That's not exactly what he said, but 'Ms. Eaton', 'chin fat', and 'slapped around' were in there.)
**Note: ChrisM was written up for 'insubordination' and sat in the office pretending like he was in trouble. In other words, nothing happened to him, except getting out of Eaton's class early.
Situation: Playing hangman. Diana was talking ghetto.
Jessica: Please stop talking like that.
Diana: Why?
Jessica(quietly): Because you're not black.
::Diana started talking again::
Jessica: If you're gonna talk like that do it right....Just because I'm Jewish I don't walk around saying 'oy' and 'schmuck'.
Me::raising my hand::: I do!
::Shane called on me thinking I wanted to guess a letter::
Me: No, I was just saying that I walk around saying 'oy' and 'schmuck'.
Ms. E: Let's not use that word in here.
::I think Chris asked Jessica what 'schmuck' meant::
Jessica: It means 'small penis.'
Ms. E: What?
Jessica: Schmuck means small penis.
Ms. E: I said not to use that word in here.
**Note: 'Schmuck' does not mean small penis, it means A**hole.....small penis is 'Shmekel'...I'm sure you all wanted to know that...
Situation: Eaton told my brother at graduation that I didn't turn in my book, but I did. I had to go to her and prove her wrong so I wouldn't be put on the 'obligations list'. I went to her room, she wasn't there. I went to the office to ask what to do and was sent to the bookkeeper. I was yelled at by the bookkeeper and told to go to the math work room...'upstairs building 4, by the elevator.' I find Eaton there and I got to ride the elevator downstairs...Weee!
Ms. E: Did you have to take any exams this morning?
Me: No.
Ms. E: Are you here to take an exam? (why she asked twice, I don't know)
Me: No.
Ms. E: So, you came here just for this?
Me: Yeah. (No, I came because I can't resist her, why else would I come if I'm not taking exams?!)
::elevator...uncomfortableness creeping in...::
Ms. E: First, I have to get your book number.
Me: Ok.
::we go to her classroom::
Ms. E: Ok, it's 2010284.
Me: Ok.
Ms. E: Now I have to take you to the storage room.(she said it as though the room was far away)
Me: Ok.
::we step outside of her room and take about two steps...and poof! there's the storage room, there were two stacks of geometry books::
Ms. E: Ok, now I'll search up here, you look through those.
Me: Ok.
::searching...searching...searching...by-the-bye, she made me search through Ms. Kimbrough's(?) books...am I going to find it? NO!::
Ms. E: What were the last three numbers?
Me: 284.
::searching...searching::
Ms. E: 281!
::searching..searching::
Ms. E: 282!
::searching...searching...::
Ms. E: Here it is!
::I walk out of the room...being in a ventless room with Eaton of all people isn't fun::
